Assholes Finish First

By Tucker Max
Publisher: Gallery; First Edition edition

Date : September 28, 2010
Language: English | ISBN-10: 1416938745
EPUB | 416 pages | 2.5 mb

Assholes Finish First is hilarious in ways you will recognize from I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and in other, newer ways you won't.

Of course it has all the sex and debauchery you expect from my writing, but with a twist.

You already know how I deal with women when I am poor and anonymous. You have no idea how I do it when I have money and fame.

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Wicked Irish for the Traveler

By Howard Tomb, Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Pages: 64, Date: 1999-07-01

ISBN-10 / ASIN: 076111355X
10 MB, pdf, 300 dpi greyscale, no OCR, cover 

Description:
Master the gift of gab with the phrase book that makes Erin go ha!
From Dublin on Five Pints an Hour to Genuflection for Beginners, Wicked Irish helps visitors negotiate the nuances of a country where even trees are considered Protestant or Catholic. Learn to flatter customs agents: "'Tis a grand machine you have there, officer!" Politely decline the heavy Irish breakfast: "I've given up pig entrails/congealed blood for Lent." Show appreciation for fine whiskey: "ACK ACK! Mother Mary! That goes down the nun's knickers!" There's even a special section just for golfers: "Should I replace divots in consecrated ground? Am I entitled to relief from this dolmen/ewe/leprechaun? Shite! I don't usually lose a putt in the wind."

Wicked Irish is instant gift of gab, and soon you'll be toasting newfound friends, strangers, barmaids, and even stray dogs with confidence.

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